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Friday, August 31, 2012

Le Penis Arrives!!!!

Today has been a busy day at Loftus Road, with Stephane M'Bia joining the R's from Marseille and Sam Magri joining from Portsmouth

Just after 10pm Sky Sports News announced that the R's have signed Cameroon International Stephane M'Bia from Marseille on a two year deal for an undisclosed fee.
M'Bia, 26, can play as a Defensive Midfielder but recently he has operated as a Centre Back for Marseille and has been considered as the clubs best performing star since the move into defence.
M'Bia joined Marseille from Rennes in 2009 for a fee of £10.4 million. 
He was also involved in a tug of war between Arsenal and Bayern Munich last year as both teams looked to sign him to strengthen their squads for a fee of £15million. The Cameroon International opted to stay with Marseille to challenge for another Ligue 1 Championship.
M'Bia brings an interesting character to the R's and it has been quoted that his penis is known to drop out of his shorts as he runs so he has to tape it to his leg. His ex girlfriend apparently had was nicknamed "John Wayne" by her friends due to the way in which she walked after a night of passion with Le Penis, as he is affectionatley known by those that shower with him after games.
Obviously he'll be a hit with some of our female fans!!

M'Bia certainly seems to be the pick of the twelve signings made by the R's, as Rangers' also signed Portsmouth youngster Sam Magri earlier on in the day.

In other news Joey Barton has joined Marseille on a season long loan, whilst Jay Bothroyd has moved to Sheffield Wednesday on a six month loan deal.

What a way to warm up to tomorrow's fixture at Manchester City!!

Lofty will be back with an always entertaining away day match report.


  • At 10:21 pm, Anonymous Ashdown_Ranger said…

    "Le Penis Arrives" - I thought this article was going to be about Barton arriving in Marseilles...


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