It doesn't take long...
ARSENAL F.C. END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE
Egg on Face
Frogs legs (past their best)
Spanish Surprise (well beaten)
French (has) Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)
NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Cabernet Empty 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
Guest speaker: Sir Alex Ferguson - "What it's like to win the European Cup"
Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2006-07 is not guaranteed.